Monthly Archives: April 2019

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April 27, 2019 at 03:18PM

My time at New College, while not the most academically successful period of my education, was invaluable to my learning what I wanted to pursue. New College's greatest benefit to me was the diversity of people I met and became … Continue reading

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April 24, 2019 at 03:19PM

Always go for “The owls are not what they seem”. Avoid inflection, make strong eye contact. — Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) April 24, 2019 via Twitter https://twitter.com/lsmft23 April 24, 2019 at 03:19PM

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April 23, 2019 at 01:07PM

You know that thing where you're discussing the snacks on the hall table at work and you can't think of the words "Cream Cheese" and your brain spits our "Bagel Lube", so you just go with it…..? Yeah, That. — … Continue reading

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April 17, 2019 at 01:49PM

Goddamnit. All of the “in case of emergency” boxes here have fire extinguishers in them. Not one bottle of whiskey to be found. — Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) April 17, 2019 via Twitter https://twitter.com/lsmft23 April 17, 2019 at 01:49PM

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April 15, 2019 at 10:31PM

Aeqo has always done this thing when taking cookies where her fuzzy lil' doglips just barely touch my fingertips. It's insanely careful, and consistent. That's going to be on the list of things that hurt someday. — Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) … Continue reading

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April 10, 2019 at 11:15AM

Available 2 year IT Internship. Position is uncompensated. Availability 24/7. Expect 50-70 hours per week. 10-12 years experience in field required. In exchange for your labor, and 20% of your future earnings, I… https://t.co/4KCpYrdGev — Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) April 10, … Continue reading

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April 05, 2019 at 12:25PM

He’s such a wimp. — Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) April 5, 2019 via Twitter https://twitter.com/lsmft23 April 05, 2019 at 12:25PM

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