I had this conversation in a dream last night: Voice on phone: “Hi, this is Furdlblodget Greeblybumpits” Me: “Who?” Voice: “Furdlblodget Greeblybumpits” Me: “What is you username in the system?” Voice: “FDGK5598” Me: “OH! right on. I’m fixing your crap as we speak. Please use your real User ID in the future.” Voice : “but Furdlblodget Greeblybumpits is my name.” Me: “Human beings have names. End users have user IDs. You want a name, come work here and earn it.” Voice: “Earn my name? How do I do that?” Me: “Bring me the tears of a thousand users.”