Condensed, compressed and condescended

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Why not take a break from negativity and learn about each other? ☺
1. Who are you named after ? Someone in the Bible
2. Last time you cried ? When my cat died.
3. Do you like your handwriting? No
4. What is your favorite lunch meat? Olive loaf
6. Longest relationship? 20-something years
7. Do you still have your tonsils? Yes
8. Would you bungee jump? Hell no.
9. Favorite kind of cereal? Frosted flakes.
10. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? I wear big black boots. They get untied,
12. Favorite ice cream? Creamsicles.
13. What is the first thing you notice about a person? Whether I can see them imagining me naked.
14. Football or baseball? Neither
15. What color pants are you wearing? Black.
16. Last thing you ate? Olive loaf sandwich
17. What are you listening to? TV.
18. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? Silver.
19. What is your Favorite Smell? cooking meat
20. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? Work client
21. Married? Yes
22. Hair color? Brown
23. Eye color? Blue
24. Favorite foods to eat? Steak.
25. Scary movies or happy endings? Unresolved existential crises
26. Last movie you watched on TV? Star Trek: Beyond
27. What color shirt are you wearing? Black
28. Favorite holiday? Halloween
29. Beer or Wine? Scotch
30. Night owl or morning person? Night owl
31. Favorite day of the week? Saturday
32. Favorite season? Fall
Come on….someone do this with me. ?
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Zwei dinge sind unendlich: die Dummheit und das All…

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Everytime I read one of these, all I hear is:

“I mean, he lied about everything else, I just thought he was lying about this, too.”

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Seriously, watch this – take a look at his face as he pushes the other guy out of the way. That’s rage: Lips drawn back, teeth clenched, eyes compressed by the tension in his cheeks. via Facebook
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