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Dear Jeff Sessions,

Aaron Hernandez is the only role model you need.

Thanks,
America via Facebook
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Marketing tip: your expensive-ass product is not a “hack”. It’s a fully developed product (allegedly.) A hack is taking one thing and using it off-book for something else.
A thousand dollar piece of furniture? Not a hack.
A $300 flashlight with a clock radio built in? Not a hack.
A $25 conversion of a Hitachi Magic Wand into a bluetooth seat-rumbler for a video game console? Hack.
See the difference you stupid baitfish? via Facebook
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United Airlines best move at this point, in order to make sure that they have any business going forward, would probably be to hardshell a racialist position of who gets bumped from flights in the future. That way they can sell out to Trump.

I mean #UnitedBreaksGuitars was bad but #UnitedBreaksPassengers is gonna hurt them. via Facebook
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Picture says it all, really. via Facebook
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