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How about we take execution by quartering off the table, you giant shitheel? via Facebook
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Remember when the 45th elected president said he was going to donate his salary? Well he just accepted his second paycheck. Remember when he said Mexico was going to pay for the wall? He has asked Congress to appropriate the $25 billion of taxpayer money to cover costs. Remember when he said he was going to divest from his businesses? Changed his mind. Remember when he said he was going to release his tax returns? Changed his mind. Remember when he said he wasn’t going to go on vacation or play golf? Five of the last seven weekends he went on vacation and played golf, costing taxpayers $11.1 million. Remember when he said he was going to use American steel to build these dangerous pipelines? Russian steel arrived last week for the Keystone Pipeline XL. Remember when he said would defeat ISIS in 30 days? He still doesn’t even have a plan. Remember when he said he was going to appropriate money to HBCUs? He lied to get a photo-op. Remember when he said he was going to drain the swamp of Washington insiders? His cabinet is filled with lobbyists and oil and Wall Street executives. Remember when he said he wasn’t going to cut social security and Medicare? The Republican bill proposes just this.
Remember when he said that nobody on his campaign has any communications with Russian govt? Seven of his people have now admitted they spoke and/or met with Russian officials–but they came clean only after they got caught in their lies. Remember when he said that the Obamacare replacement would cover more people at lower cost? The AHCA that the GOP and 45 are pushing: They now admit it will cover fewer people at a higher cost. Please share by COPYING & PASTING ON YOUR TIMELINE so everyone can remember what a liar the 45th (temporary) president truly is. #YouStandWithHimYouStandAgainstMe #RespectExistenceOrExpectResistance #unapologeticallynotwithhim
#NoBanNoWall #notmypresident
#antialternativefacts #trickitytrumpfacts #bamboozled #blabbermouth
#commanderincheeto.

Thanks for sharing, Chaplain Benny! via Facebook
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While his contributions to music are undeniable, I really can’t get behind all the Chuck Berry nostalgia. The guy had multiple convictions, was a registered sex offender, and by most accounts, kind of a scumbag.
I can’t listen to his stuff without remembering that this is the guy who set up cameras in the restrooms of his restaurant, and had an ongoing problem with jailbait. via Facebook
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Since I haven’t mentioned it in a couple of weeks, this place is @#$ great, and you should go there.

Seriously. via Facebook
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That guy is totally me.
Seriously, Do NOT hand me your baby. I don’t have children. I don’t want small children. I may someday adopt a 25 or 30 year old, if I decide I want the responsibility. via Facebook
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