Tag Archives: Twitter

I just upgraded my phone, changed my data plan, and got paid $350 for the privilege. Yeah, you actually read that right. — Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) January 9, 2014 via Twitter https://twitter.com/lsmft23 January 08, 2014 at 07:15PM

Fuck Reeese's. This shit is two great things that really work out. The Pixies covering the Fall…. http://t.co/oJkojj5OFS — Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) January 8, 2014 via Twitter https://twitter.com/lsmft23 January 07, 2014 at 07:45PM

Today, I one-hit a dragon. Let's hear it for the Vorpal sword! http://t.co/DRTBgoRDyw — Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) January 3, 2014 via Twitter https://twitter.com/lsmft23 January 03, 2014 at 02:03PM

Happy 2014. May your gods be merciful. or at least amusing. — Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) January 1, 2014 via Twitter https://twitter.com/lsmft23 January 01, 2014 at 12:09AM

..and that's how you keep the fans you had, and make more. Of course, Mr. Hetfield & Co, it does help if you… http://t.co/rPKhSmy8Dk — Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) December 25, 2013 via Twitter https://twitter.com/lsmft23 December 25, 2013 at 12:38PM

All you little girls, wussing out becaUse of an Ice storm? THIS IS NEW ENGLAND. WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO WITH ALL THIS BOOZE!? — Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) December 21, 2013 via Twitter https://twitter.com/lsmft23 December 21, 2013 at 02:25PM

Darling Wife is clearly embracing her British heritage: Beef stew and curry on the stove. — Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) December 21, 2013 via Twitter https://twitter.com/lsmft23 December 21, 2013 at 10:13AM

GAH. MORNINGS. — Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) December 21, 2013 via Twitter https://twitter.com/lsmft23 December 21, 2013 at 09:41AM

Cry Havoc, and let slip the robot mounted shark-cats of WAR! http://t.co/4EDyFLvciT — Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) December 20, 2013 via Twitter https://twitter.com/lsmft23 December 20, 2013 at 07:05AM

I buy this explanation. http://t.co/G9vj2XdyzJ — Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) December 20, 2013 via Twitter https://twitter.com/lsmft23 December 19, 2013 at 08:12PM