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Whoever is eating a hot tuna sandwich in this here cube farm deserves a #richardspencering via Facebook
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“Punching Richard Spencer in the Face” set to supplant baseball as national pastime in 2017.

Currently establishing scoring and league structure, as well as codifying team-sizes. via Facebook
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Dear new readers of “1984” by George Orwell,

Please keep in mind that this book was intended as a warning about a profoundly fucked up future.

It was not intended as a manual of how to “Make America Great Again”. via Facebook
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” Chris Harrington, a student nurse drinking in a pub in central London, told The New York Times: “I expect to have four pints of beer and four pints of whiskey by the end of the night,” he said. “Drinking is so embedded in our culture.” ”

Really hoping that’s a misquote. Because 4 pints of whisky at a go is way past the Olympic qualification. via Facebook
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TL;DR – When scientists realized that they had made the cervical death rate calculation based on the set [all women] they recalculated on a more correct set: [women with cervixes].

Turns out that women’s healthcare is in some demographics is straight up 3rd world. via Facebook
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