Tag Archives: Twitter

Mad bastard of a bunny rabbit. Half marathoner, half stalker, all suicidal. http://t.co/hQlg0QDXlR — Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) October 16, 2013 via Twitter https://twitter.com/lsmft23 October 16, 2013 at 07:23AM

A world too small to contain its entirety. http://t.co/qiqo0uqNoO — Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) October 16, 2013 via Twitter https://twitter.com/lsmft23 October 15, 2013 at 09:18PM

The Government steals from you all the time. http://t.co/Y4al4UaUSR — Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) October 15, 2013 via Twitter https://twitter.com/lsmft23 October 15, 2013 at 10:05AM

I know that eugenics is kind of a dirty word, but has anyone considered that if we had more extensive pre-birth… http://t.co/5f0Ek9UhAT — Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) October 15, 2013 via Twitter https://twitter.com/lsmft23 October 15, 2013 at 06:59AM

Tim Curry's second hottest role. http://t.co/bF1lTLDLnV — Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) October 15, 2013 via Twitter https://twitter.com/lsmft23 October 14, 2013 at 09:33PM

Hey Kate! Make a noise like a candy corn. — Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) October 15, 2013 via Twitter https://twitter.com/lsmft23 October 14, 2013 at 09:21PM

It's Monday again. It seems like hardly a fucking week goes by without one of these fuckers. — Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) October 14, 2013 via Twitter https://twitter.com/lsmft23 October 14, 2013 at 07:08AM

Please help me identify my future ex-wife. http://t.co/9AsSDcP7xX — Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) October 13, 2013 via Twitter https://twitter.com/lsmft23 October 13, 2013 at 03:08PM

That thing where your on the bus trying to write something down, and you accidentally stab that old dude's colostomy bag with your pen? — Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) October 11, 2013 via Twitter https://twitter.com/lsmft23 October 11, 2013 at 03:44PM

I'm pretty sure that Paul McCartney is to blame for Britain's rampant heroin abuse issues, and that the DEA ought… http://t.co/XDRW6WYcmB — Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) October 11, 2013 via Twitter https://twitter.com/lsmft23 October 11, 2013 at 06:57AM