Condensed, compressed and condescended

More wisdom from the elders.

Ben Jackson – I owe you one for turning me on the Billy lo these many years ago.
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Tattoos……………………. 3
Piercings…………………. 12 (formerly 19)
Marriages…………………1
Divorces……………………0
Children…………………….0
Surgeries………………….3
Shot a gun…………………yes
Quit a job…………………..yes
Flown on a plane………..yes
100+miles in a car………yes
Hit a deer…………………..no
Gone zip lining……………yes
Cried over someone……yes
Fell in love………………….yes
Skipped school………….yes
Watched someone give birth….yes
Watched someone die…….yes
Been to Canada………yes
Ridden in an ambulance……no
Been to Hawaii?…………no
Been to Europe……………yes
Been to Washington D.C….yes
Visited Florida…………….yes, multiple times
Visited Mexico…………..no
Visited Las Vegas…….no
Sang karaoke………..unfortunately, yes
Had a pet(s)…………….yes
Been sledding on big hill…yes
Been downhill skiing…………..yes
Rode on a motorcycle……..yes
Rode a horse………………….yes. It took a few tries to kickstart it, though
Stayed in a hospital……….yes
Donated blood…………………yes
Driven a stick shift…………yes
Rode in the back of a police car…..nope

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