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Finally saw the new Ghostbusters.

You should know that I have seen the original twice in the theater, and however many times it takes to render 4 retail VHS tapes of it completely unwatchable.

There are three things I want to say about this new one:

1) I intend to find out how many times it takes to render the Blu-ray release of this unwatchable.

2) If anyone is fool enough to to bitch about the new cast being female in my presence, I will show them their intestines. Those women kicked ass and chewed bubblegum. I haven’t laughed so hard at a movie in at least 5 years.

3) That bimbo receptionist was hoot, but even though a complete lack of professionalism was part of the characters schtick, not wearing heels was completely unacceptable. Every receptionist should wear heels. It’s how you keep them at the desk. via Facebook
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