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Tag Archives: IFTTT
October 14, 2013 at 09:21PM
Hey Kate! Make a noise like a candy corn. — Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) October 15, 2013 via Twitter https://twitter.com/lsmft23 October 14, 2013 at 09:21PM
October 14, 2013 at 07:08AM
It's Monday again. It seems like hardly a fucking week goes by without one of these fuckers. — Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) October 14, 2013 via Twitter https://twitter.com/lsmft23 October 14, 2013 at 07:08AM
October 13, 2013 at 03:08PM
Please help me identify my future ex-wife. http://t.co/9AsSDcP7xX — Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) October 13, 2013 via Twitter https://twitter.com/lsmft23 October 13, 2013 at 03:08PM
October 11, 2013 at 03:44PM
That thing where your on the bus trying to write something down, and you accidentally stab that old dude's colostomy bag with your pen? — Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) October 11, 2013 via Twitter https://twitter.com/lsmft23 October 11, 2013 at 03:44PM
October 11, 2013 at 06:57AM
I'm pretty sure that Paul McCartney is to blame for Britain's rampant heroin abuse issues, and that the DEA ought… http://t.co/XDRW6WYcmB — Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) October 11, 2013 via Twitter https://twitter.com/lsmft23 October 11, 2013 at 06:57AM
October 08, 2013 at 02:25PM
I can't tell is my face is floating or my skull is sliding out from under it. — Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) October 8, 2013 via Twitter https://twitter.com/lsmft23 October 08, 2013 at 02:25PM
October 08, 2013 at 07:45AM
All the snot ever. Fucking hell. — Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) October 8, 2013 via Twitter https://twitter.com/lsmft23 October 08, 2013 at 07:45AM
October 04, 2013 at 09:00AM
HOLY CRAP. I just reenabled a bunch of UI sounds on my iPhone. When it locks, and is playing in the headset, It… http://t.co/fSFF8937d5 — Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) October 4, 2013 via Twitter https://twitter.com/lsmft23 October 04, 2013 at 09:00AM
October 03, 2013 at 04:29PM
The best fuck-offs never get old. http://t.co/Z3shrJ4KCj — Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) October 3, 2013 via Twitter https://twitter.com/lsmft23 October 03, 2013 at 04:29PM
October 02, 2013 at 11:10AM
http://t.co/EgYmRcAQWE — Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) October 2, 2013 via Twitter https://twitter.com/lsmft23 October 02, 2013 at 11:10AM