Condensed, compressed and condescended

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— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) May 7, 2019

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May 07, 2019 at 03:40PM

@marcusdelgreco Except that when asked about a woman, it’s not about assertiveness as a positive characteristic: it’s about whether she’s submissive and does what male coworkers tell her to.

— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) May 1, 2019

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May 01, 2019 at 05:25PM

My time at New College, while not the most academically successful period of my education, was invaluable to my learning what I wanted to pursue. New College's greatest benefit to me was the diversity of people I met and became friends with, some of… https://t.co/M1XAxyNLYc

— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) April 27, 2019

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April 27, 2019 at 03:18PM

Always go for “The owls are not what they seem”. Avoid inflection, make strong eye contact.

— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) April 24, 2019

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April 24, 2019 at 03:19PM

You know that thing where you're discussing the snacks on the hall table at work and you can't think of the words "Cream Cheese" and your brain spits our "Bagel Lube", so you just go with it…..?

Yeah, That.

— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) April 23, 2019

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April 23, 2019 at 01:07PM

Goddamnit. All of the “in case of emergency” boxes here have fire extinguishers in them.

Not one bottle of whiskey to be found.

— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) April 17, 2019

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April 17, 2019 at 01:49PM

Aeqo has always done this thing when taking cookies where her fuzzy lil' doglips just barely touch my fingertips. It's insanely careful, and consistent.
That's going to be on the list of things that hurt someday.

— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) April 16, 2019

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April 15, 2019 at 10:31PM

Available 2 year IT Internship.

Position is uncompensated. Availability 24/7. Expect 50-70 hours per week. 10-12 years experience in field required.

In exchange for your labor, and 20% of your future earnings, I… https://t.co/4KCpYrdGev

— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) April 10, 2019

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April 10, 2019 at 11:15AM

He’s such a wimp.

— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) April 5, 2019

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April 05, 2019 at 12:25PM