Condensed, compressed and condescended

As far as I know, it’s not true that the character of Patrick Bateman in “American Psycho” was based on an autobiographical manuscript by Donald Trump leaked to Brett Easton Ellis by his publisher. via Facebook
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That thing were you practice your axe for like 6 hours, your hands are killing, and you feel like shit because you got sloppy and started making lame errors at the end?

Yeah, that. via Facebook
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New policy: I’m keeping a squirtgun full of cat pee around in case any Trump supporters try to talk to me. via Facebook
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Dear Students, Faculty and Staff,

We have been closely monitoring the weather forecast for tonight and Wednesday morning. We are concerned with possible icy roads and other horizontal surfaces during the morning commute due to freezing rain and, cold pavement surfaces. Therefore, UNH will delay all operations and classes on Wednesday February 24, 2016 until 10:00 am. Please monitor the weather reports in your home area for information on local driving conditions.

Regards,

Christopher Clement, Vice President for Finance and Administration

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Three fingers of scotch later, I’ve nearly recovered from doing tech support for my mom. via Facebook
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Kati, Aeqo and two of my nieces. via Facebook
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