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No more dynastic presidencies. This shit has got to end. http://t.co/9mX8OlLbYh

— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) February 22, 2015

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February 21, 2015 at 10:54PM

Someone special (not I, of course) broke the rear window of her car. So, in a rare sale, SomeOne is offering… http://t.co/YIMF6N6j4f

— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) February 20, 2015

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February 20, 2015 at 06:57PM

Still a better love story than Twilight. http://t.co/7z2lRi3Lv9

— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) February 18, 2015

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February 18, 2015 at 06:32PM

Me: "Damn, it's beautiful out there today!" Them: "Dude, It's like 20 degrees" Me: "My point exactly!" Them: "…"

— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) February 18, 2015

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February 18, 2015 at 01:46PM

Justin Hunt http://t.co/DaDzGnipRS

— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) February 17, 2015

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February 16, 2015 at 07:09PM