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Wheeee!!! It would be really awesome if the trials were held at Nuremberg. Just saying. http://t.co/jp80IhHJSH

— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) December 25, 2014

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December 25, 2014 at 08:20AM

WORD NERDS: Does anyone out there know the word "mahaunchous" or "mahonchous" ? I'm starting this think this is… http://t.co/sYc2RIY3nX

— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) December 24, 2014

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December 23, 2014 at 09:08PM

My sweatshirt says my name is ХАБИБ. I love it.

— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) December 24, 2014

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December 23, 2014 at 08:31PM

It's the old army game, from here to eternity… It pays to pay the boys off. What the bloody fucking hell are… http://t.co/czCtE1pSkE

— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) December 24, 2014

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December 23, 2014 at 08:21PM

Florida: A state so degenerate that it's highest point is not only the lowest in in the nation, but is lower than… http://t.co/Tq26MXisYg

— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) December 22, 2014

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December 22, 2014 at 09:28AM

…and here I thought the coffee mug was at its technological terminus. http://t.co/BLVyChsyKH

— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) December 22, 2014

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December 21, 2014 at 10:41PM