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This is, without a doubt, the stupidest fucking thing I've seen all day. http://t.co/KwvvydcMuj

— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) September 17, 2014

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September 17, 2014 at 01:31PM

Not sure if funny or just awesome. http://t.co/cTPFFJMpS7

— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) September 17, 2014

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September 16, 2014 at 10:05PM

"It is the duty of the humor of any given nation in times of high crisis to at-tack the ca-tastrophe that faces… http://t.co/zIEDlTIduS

— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) September 16, 2014

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September 16, 2014 at 09:43AM

Remember: Tips are an important part of a police officer's income. If you are stopped by an officer, you should… http://t.co/gWCaDQFaES

— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) September 16, 2014

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September 16, 2014 at 09:36AM

The idea is to fill Facebook with music instead of all those selfies, etc. If you press 'like' I'll give you a… http://t.co/9Sw7Rip1vu

— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) September 16, 2014

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September 16, 2014 at 09:27AM

Based on the article. all they proved is that DMT is an interesting drug with profound effects prior to the… http://t.co/YKdeX0aG5n

— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) September 14, 2014

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September 14, 2014 at 11:18AM

Net Neutrality is important. Your ISP wants to do to bandwidth what Nestle wants to do with water. http://t.co/jB7ZpgfUIE

— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) September 11, 2014

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September 10, 2014 at 08:21PM

LOL. Typical Christians. http://t.co/wwKGh3Sh2s

— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) September 10, 2014

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September 10, 2014 at 07:33AM