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She's like a little baby seal. Every time I see those big vacant eyes, I reach for a club. http://t.co/XLCY8xWT47

— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) July 19, 2014

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July 18, 2014 at 09:55PM

Friday is upon us. An angel with an epilady deployed on my scrote. Why aren't weekeneds three days long?

— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) July 18, 2014

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July 18, 2014 at 07:14AM

Man, this guy could play. Truly gonna miss him. This is the guy that, for me, creates the link between blues… http://t.co/FIPAXy1BYQ

— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) July 17, 2014

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July 17, 2014 at 11:07AM

Fuck this, I'm going to be a professional musician and watch the rest of Netflix.

— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) July 16, 2014

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July 16, 2014 at 04:49PM

Last chance to send comments to the FCC in favor of net neutrality. If you haven't yet, for your own sake, go to… http://t.co/DdL4AOs099

— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) July 15, 2014

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July 14, 2014 at 09:10PM

Looks like the show may start a little early – AP is going on a bit before 7:00 – perhaps as early as 6:45.

— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) July 12, 2014

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July 12, 2014 at 01:54PM