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Dear Tony, Maybe it's because after 2000 years of pretending the read what your god told you, your shitdribbling… http://t.co/KB50QyqSav

— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) June 11, 2014

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June 11, 2014 at 02:47PM

Congratulations to Sock Full of Batteries! http://t.co/n90qJXyt4W

— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) June 10, 2014

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June 09, 2014 at 10:05PM

Want that shirt, Tyrion. http://t.co/AuSBrWECcN

— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) June 9, 2014

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June 09, 2014 at 07:08PM

Just re-read the Baroque Cycle (4th time), chasing with Cryptonomicon (3rd time). Is there a 12-step program for Neal Stephenson readers?

— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) June 9, 2014

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June 09, 2014 at 07:07PM

Pretty much. http://t.co/Q7zMhyHrDm

— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) June 6, 2014

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June 05, 2014 at 09:16PM

NSFW: illustrations I'm not sure if this is a good idea, or a bad one. good idea, but I'm not fully convinced… http://t.co/JUIMA9Gy7l

— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) June 5, 2014

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June 05, 2014 at 12:04AM

#2 reason I will end you if I learn you've done this. http://t.co/myL31dY1nJ

— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) June 4, 2014

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June 03, 2014 at 09:07PM

I played for about 8 hours today, between rehearsal, practice, and a porch jam with Kythryne. My hands hurt.

— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) June 2, 2014

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June 01, 2014 at 09:56PM

I'm endlessly surprised to find that Sarah Palin is capable of emulating human speech. I always thought that the… http://t.co/XAexNbrrFK

— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) May 31, 2014

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May 31, 2014 at 10:44AM

If by a "better place" they mean "a new asteroid belt" I can maybe get behind that. http://t.co/s9rH252mRU

— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) May 28, 2014

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May 28, 2014 at 04:43PM