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— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) October 25, 2013

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October 25, 2013 at 06:04PM

"Five stoned men were in a courtyard when an elephant entered. The first man was stoned on sleep, and he saw not… http://t.co/SGEzWJsQPW

— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) October 25, 2013

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October 25, 2013 at 11:53AM

File under WTF? : "Women are by nature Yin (passive, soft, centrifugal). When they become too Yang by taking too… http://t.co/a6aIl36hGU

— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) October 24, 2013

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October 24, 2013 at 08:42AM

They are everywhere, the fnords. I feel them beneath my skin.

— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) October 24, 2013

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October 24, 2013 at 07:05AM

26 Slogans That Frankly Make More Sense Than the Real Ones http://t.co/OI1P4A1w8k

— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) October 24, 2013

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October 24, 2013 at 01:18AM

Things I learned from a person with a PhD this week: Did you know that you can Google something on Yahoo or… http://t.co/1IEeorU4by

— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) October 24, 2013

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October 24, 2013 at 12:44AM

I just hope they preserve the integrity of the dialog. http://t.co/JLly5dduMe

— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) October 24, 2013

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October 23, 2013 at 10:44PM

It's a "Fight Club" watching night. Shufflin' data and makin' backups.

— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) October 24, 2013

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October 23, 2013 at 08:36PM

Mr. Baker, you have my attention. http://t.co/Y1FsR7HEzj

— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) October 23, 2013

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October 22, 2013 at 08:00PM

And the problem with the American workplace is that they try to treat all jobs as if they were factory production… http://t.co/8GZ8nEuBTF

— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) October 22, 2013

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October 21, 2013 at 11:53PM