Tag Archives: Twitter

Y'all can keep your Morgan Freeman and James Earl Jones life narrations… Me? I want Claudia Black to narrate mine. Woman gotta voice like a summer murder. — Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) June 9, 2018 via Twitter https://twitter.com/lsmft23 June 08, 2018 … Continue reading →

Why are all the girls in my life irredeemable trash pickers? — Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) June 8, 2018 via Twitter https://twitter.com/lsmft23 June 07, 2018 at 09:30PM

Aye, and then they elected a Trump-like protozoan, and it all went to shit. https://t.co/pE5Ll38pS8 — Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) June 8, 2018 via Twitter https://twitter.com/lsmft23 June 07, 2018 at 08:56PM

TIL: Being a member of one minority makes it totes OK to be racist AF about other minorities. Learn a lesson or STFU, Rosanne. You're acting like garbage. https://t.co/OVuZyVXxgQ — Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) June 7, 2018 via Twitter https://twitter.com/lsmft23 June … Continue reading →

https://t.co/qfy3FojQUh — Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) May 31, 2018 via Twitter https://twitter.com/lsmft23 May 30, 2018 at 08:09PM

https://t.co/ry0JQcsWgS — Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) May 28, 2018 via Twitter https://twitter.com/lsmft23 May 28, 2018 at 01:21PM

This cat needs a home. Can someone in MA help find him one? https://t.co/d6OmNJ4yE6 — Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) May 27, 2018 via Twitter https://twitter.com/lsmft23 May 27, 2018 at 12:15PM

Time to unblock everyone, you douchecanoe. https://t.co/BM1NjbHC05 — Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) May 25, 2018 via Twitter https://twitter.com/lsmft23 May 25, 2018 at 07:43PM

I dunno. Kinda gotta admire the guy's determination…. “The driver was heavily intoxicated under several substances and was attempting to perform oral sex on himself while driving, which is by itself a blatantly dangerous maneuver,” explained… https://t.co/sdhoRyzpQ9 — Ellis Emefty … Continue reading →

https://t.co/SE7CQzy2ng — Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) May 19, 2018 via Twitter https://twitter.com/lsmft23 May 19, 2018 at 02:36PM