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May

May 03, 2020 at 06:51PM

Official notice: Kathy Mack and I are founding an Anarcho-Syndicalist Village and Farm, which includes a rooster rescue. We need roughly 3 million dollars to buy the 80 acre plot once the current owners die. In exchange, you get a … Continue reading →

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3
May

May 03, 2020 at 06:05PM

Wow. When your brain goes " I need a G&T" and you comply. … and about 15 minutes later you realize you haven't eaten yet today. — Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) May 3, 2020 via Twitter https://twitter.com/lsmft23 May 03, 2020 at … Continue reading →

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May

April 30, 2020 at 09:28PM

I am absolutely a raging Harley Quinn fan boy. And I will defend that fandom at dissertation length. — Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) May 1, 2020 via Twitter https://twitter.com/lsmft23 April 30, 2020 at 09:28PM

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Apr

April 29, 2020 at 10:32PM

Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn) is fucking great. Say what you will, but that film has some of the most beautiful violence I've seen in a decade. Seriously. Worth. Watching. — Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) … Continue reading →

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28
Apr

Whiskey Tasting Notes: Bird Dog Blackberry whiskey Kate had a very bad day, spending hours on the phone. I interrupted her once trying to move the dog so I could go pee, and the only conclusion I can reach is that she bought this to punish me. It’s a good looking label, with a classic dog in a field scene with the palette you see on lithos hanging in old garages. And it came with two free shotgun shell shaped plastic shot glasses, so you know this is classy AF. Appearance: It’s got a color. Someone took a lot of time to determine how much colorant to add to this to make it look appealing. The included drinking vessels are opaque. I recommend using them. That way you won’t have to look at it while you’re drinking it. I’d tell you about the legs, but I’m left with nothing but amputee jokes, and I just don’t want to be *that* asshole. Nose: Grape kool-aid, Thunderbird fortified wine, hospital morgue and just a hint of high school party. Flavor Profile: This is a very sadness forward product. The mouthfeel is like a dilution of Karo syrup, it’s initially candy-sweet and fades almost instantly into an SourPatch Kid-like astringency, but with lower quality flavorings, followed by a resurgence of formalin and antiseptics. Recommendation: Dispose of on hazardous waste collection day so that some unsuspecting hobo doesn’t drink it and die of traumatic withdrawal after being so horrified as to go cold turkey. Best served at MAGA/KKK rallies.

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27
Apr

April 26, 2020 at 10:05PM

Rewatching "Orphan Black" – I started it a few years ago, and faded in early season 2, when I ran out of episodes to binge. Helena is pretty much my fucking hero. She's got the best coping strategy for that … Continue reading →

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27
Apr

April 26, 2020 at 09:05PM

@iZotopeInc I love the de-crackle filter for treating old cassette sources, but damn, guys, that "output crackle-only" mode… it's like listening to old people chewing pudding. — Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) April 27, 2020 via Twitter https://twitter.com/lsmft23 April 26, 2020 at … Continue reading →

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22
Apr

Quarantine inspiration: Pickle filtering your audio.

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12
Apr

April 12, 2020 at 04:59PM

YOU WILL NEVER BE A BILLIONAIRE BUT THERE'S STILL TIME TO SEE WHAT THEY TASTE LIKE — NOT A WOLF (@SICKOFWOLVES) September 14, 2018 via Twitter https://twitter.com/lsmft23 April 12, 2020 at 04:59PM

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Apr

April 12, 2020 at 03:37PM

Try to teach a husky that when a human is taking her for a walk, doubly so one who's been on his ass all winter, there's a choice between "fast walk" and "long walk" to be made… Might was well … Continue reading →

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