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I'm pretty sure we're going to have to add war crimes to the bill this fucking shitstain needs to pay for in short order. Here's hoping for a public hanging. https://t.co/SupiSRAJ98 — Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) April 14, 2018 via Twitter … Continue reading →

So… listening to the audiobook of "Ready Player One". This is a mad nostalgic story. Also, it's weird knowing what the character needs to do all the damn time. Also also, It's sort of horrifying, because when I… https://t.co/Z8hFhnosyH — … Continue reading →

https://t.co/2zuuGPF9vx — Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) April 12, 2018 via Twitter https://twitter.com/lsmft23 April 12, 2018 at 04:20PM

Incidental poetry from a novel: "A drum with no head. A pump with no grip. A song with no voice.Still it is mine. Still it is mine" –Anasai of Ryddingwood, an elegy for her father, instructions to only be… https://t.co/gForx4Xpml … Continue reading →

I was on vacation and forgot to post this, but I did have a Hot Dog in a Bun. Malaclypse, How was Last Friday Different from All Other Fridays? In the Fifth Year of The Caterpillar, the Apostle Zarathud did … Continue reading →

Remember kids: Today is the day that Jesus isn't watching. Get out there and fuck shit up. — Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) March 31, 2018 via Twitter https://twitter.com/lsmft23 March 31, 2018 at 08:33AM

Not just a meme: this is a real thing.https://t.co/q7vJ0Y6fzo I can't even begin to cover how fucked this is, because what it translates into is yet another… https://t.co/LNgM6wgzwo — Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) March 28, 2018 via Twitter https://twitter.com/lsmft23 March 27, … Continue reading →

Your answer depends on how robust the vegan’s diet is, and how diligent they are about protein consumption and proper complimentation. — Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) March 22, 2018 via Twitter https://twitter.com/lsmft23 March 22, 2018 at 09:52AM