Condensed, compressed and condescended

This is me watching the news every damn day. https://t.co/ekMgNkBeGv

— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) March 17, 2018

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March 17, 2018 at 12:20AM

I'm increasingly convinced that Nixon was way more upright than we gave him credit for.

— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) March 17, 2018

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March 16, 2018 at 11:51PM

So, we can add #unitedkillsdogs to #unitedbreaksguitars and #unitedbreaksviolins

My advice? Only travel united… https://t.co/PkvJ8kTBhA

— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) March 13, 2018

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March 13, 2018 at 07:58PM

ROFL. That's gonna fuck up his resume. https://t.co/NLrrNX9iNS

— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) March 13, 2018

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March 13, 2018 at 02:07PM

Trump is president. All bets are off. https://t.co/E1Jd3In0Z0

— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) March 13, 2018

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March 13, 2018 at 11:55AM

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— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) March 13, 2018

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March 12, 2018 at 08:59PM

https://t.co/AjuMPxXE06

— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) March 7, 2018

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March 07, 2018 at 02:24PM

https://t.co/WXhpKyCUwY

— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) March 4, 2018

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March 04, 2018 at 02:59PM