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Word is that they'll be discussing the terms of their suicide pact, and the plans for "Florida" to be sold… https://t.co/ZETRO9TjdK

— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) December 31, 2017

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December 31, 2017 at 02:37PM

Well, that was fun.

Some sort of bird (female cardinal, I think) wandered into the house. I tried to box it to… https://t.co/a1DwGcnQzh

— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) December 29, 2017

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December 29, 2017 at 05:45PM

Sadness is when the beer you opened 14 hours ago but didn't finish is still cold enough to drink.

— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) December 29, 2017

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December 29, 2017 at 02:29PM

When considering which rich bastard to eat first, spend some time with valuable guide…. https://t.co/Qhz2SHtL5D

— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) December 23, 2017

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December 23, 2017 at 10:50AM

Disappointed in "Bright." Characterization and world development were thin, Major plot points barely covered or… https://t.co/MNeEps7Zwj

— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) December 23, 2017

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December 23, 2017 at 12:30AM

Niffin Alice is just so wonderful.

Everyone should have one.

— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) December 22, 2017

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December 22, 2017 at 11:38AM