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I apparently fell asleep while giving the dog a belly rub after work, and sleep through till 4:30 AM. I hope this doesn’t mean I’m going to be a morning person. via Facebook
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Sigh. Apparently they’ve started taking the research animals from the Early Childhood Development Lab out into public. This seems to me inordinately cruel. Is it really fair to expose them to wider society when they are destined for the dissection table? via Facebook
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I think that what America needs most is tract housing developments where all the roads have the same name and are distinguished only by the kind of street. “X St.” “X Rd.” “X Way” “X circle” “X Avenue” and so like.

Also, there should be a compact where each house number can only be sold to people who’s surname is 80% similar to the residents of that number on other streets.

They should all come with one of those Japanese suicide forests. via Facebook
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Mac OS X: High Sierra PATCH NOW AVAILABLE THROUGH AppStore. via Facebook
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Everyone talks about the cocaine that was taken out of the Coca-Cola recipe.

I wonder why no-one talks the Lithium Citrate that was taken out of 7UP. I mean, it seems like that’s something that really should make a come-back. via Facebook
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