Condensed, compressed and condescended

More like 29, amirite, bruh?

— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) August 1, 2017

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August 01, 2017 at 11:39AM

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— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) July 31, 2017

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July 31, 2017 at 06:20PM

So, here's a question… What's the most professional way to deal with a noisy bathroom masturbator at work?… https://t.co/PNW89O2Fzi

— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) July 29, 2017

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July 28, 2017 at 11:50PM

With just a little milk, and a metric ton of caffeine supplements. https://t.co/WdIEt8SwzN

— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) July 29, 2017

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July 28, 2017 at 11:44PM