{"id":1415,"date":"2016-02-14T17:21:06","date_gmt":"2016-02-14T17:21:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lifestream.hausderluege.org\/?p=1415"},"modified":"2016-02-14T17:21:06","modified_gmt":"2016-02-14T17:21:06","slug":"february-14-2016-at-1220pm","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lifestream.hausderluege.org\/?p=1415","title":{"rendered":"February 14, 2016 at 12:20PM"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s Valentine&#8217;s Day. <\/p>\n<p>It is not my favorite holiday. It&#8217;s the sort of holiday that I have a sense of &#8220;If you need this one, you&#8217;re doing something wrong in you relationship.&#8221;<br \/>\nThis is of course aggravated by my general lack of people skills, and lack of emotional expressiveness. <\/p>\n<p>However, not being a complete idiot*, I do want to take a moment to say that I&#8217;ve been incredibly fortunate for a great number of years to have been able to spend nearly every day with Kate, whom, as far as I know, still hasn&#8217;t invested in a shotgun or small explosives to resolve the Tim issue.<\/p>\n<p>Kate makes me coffee, doesn&#8217;t strangle me in my sleep, and looks damn good naked, has excellent taste in reading material, makes awesome stuff in a variety of media, thinks about sewing machines in the same way I think about power tools, and understands that potatoes are not just filler, but contain several of the things that make life worth living, the outstanding balance of which she&#8217;s got covered between her indomitable will and magnificent sweater puppies.<\/p>\n<p>She&#8217;s the good stuff, the Real McCoy, and a sharp-tongued, smart assed powerhouse of General and Categorial Awesomeness.<\/p>\n<p>Love you, Muffin. Happy Valentines!<\/p>\n<p>*exclusively for definitions of &#8220;idiot&#8221; used by tech support staff. via Facebook<br \/>\nvia <a href=\"http:\/\/ift.tt\/1c4nCfM\">IFTTT<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s Valentine&#8217;s Day. It is not my favorite holiday. It&#8217;s the sort of holiday that I have a sense of &#8220;If you need this one, you&#8217;re doing something wrong in you relationship.&#8221; This is of course aggravated by my general &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lifestream.hausderluege.org\/?p=1415\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1415","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifestream.hausderluege.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1415","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifestream.hausderluege.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifestream.hausderluege.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifestream.hausderluege.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifestream.hausderluege.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1415"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lifestream.hausderluege.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1415\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1416,"href":"https:\/\/lifestream.hausderluege.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1415\/revisions\/1416"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifestream.hausderluege.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1415"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifestream.hausderluege.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1415"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifestream.hausderluege.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1415"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}