{"id":2239,"date":"2016-09-22T22:28:59","date_gmt":"2016-09-22T22:28:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lifestream.hausderluege.org\/?p=2239"},"modified":"2016-09-22T22:28:59","modified_gmt":"2016-09-22T22:28:59","slug":"september-22-2016-at-0623pm-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lifestream.hausderluege.org\/?p=2239","title":{"rendered":"September 22, 2016 at 06:23PM"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>While in fact, true, the timeline on solar engulfment is a minimum of 7.6 billion years in the future, *if* it happens at all. There are plenty of other ways for the solar system to turn to shit.<\/p>\n<p>Earth is about 4.5 billion years old. So, the planet is less than half-way whrough its life cycle, as a rock in space.<\/p>\n<p>The earliest forms of life appeared about 500 million years after that&#8230; single celled organisms.<br \/>\nAbout 450 Million years later, the first boney fishes appear, get wiped out, and then we fiddle around in the multicellular-goo realm for a long-ass time until bones start showing up again, and appear to have stuck around as a useful notion.<\/p>\n<p>360 million years ago marks the earliest estimates for the first land vertebrates appearing. So let&#8217;s look at *that* number. <\/p>\n<p>7.6 Billion years is ~13 times as long as it took to get from very early amphibians to humans.<\/p>\n<p>Modern humans have been around about 2 million years. It&#8217;s a very small drop in a 5 gallon in terms of time &#8211; approximately. WE could go through JUST that part of the cycle about three thousand eight hundred times in 7.6 BIllion years.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s more than enough time to either wipe ourselves out or find a new home&#8230; or spread like a plague across the galaxy. If we&#8217;re still here in 7.6 billion years, the fact is that we haven&#8217;t @#$ applied ourselves as a species, and deserve whatever the hell fate awaits us. <\/p>\n<p>Johnson, is, in short, an idiot. via Facebook<br \/>\nvia <a href=\"http:\/\/ift.tt\/1c4nCfM\">IFTTT<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>While in fact, true, the timeline on solar engulfment is a minimum of 7.6 billion years in the future, *if* it happens at all. There are plenty of other ways for the solar system to turn to shit. Earth is &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lifestream.hausderluege.org\/?p=2239\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2239","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifestream.hausderluege.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2239","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifestream.hausderluege.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifestream.hausderluege.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifestream.hausderluege.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifestream.hausderluege.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2239"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lifestream.hausderluege.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2239\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2240,"href":"https:\/\/lifestream.hausderluege.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2239\/revisions\/2240"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifestream.hausderluege.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2239"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifestream.hausderluege.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2239"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifestream.hausderluege.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2239"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}