{"id":2689,"date":"2016-12-17T00:09:35","date_gmt":"2016-12-17T00:09:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lifestream.hausderluege.org\/?p=2689"},"modified":"2016-12-17T00:09:35","modified_gmt":"2016-12-17T00:09:35","slug":"december-16-2016-at-0704pm-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lifestream.hausderluege.org\/?p=2689","title":{"rendered":"December 16, 2016 at 07:04PM"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Best thing I overheard today: <br \/>&quot;Do you kiss your momma with that mouth?&quot;<br \/>&quot;Nope. She charges extra for kissing.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/lsmft23\/status\/809912029368741888\">December 17, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\nvia Twitter https:\/\/twitter.com\/lsmft23<\/p>\n<p>December 16, 2016 at 07:04PM<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Best thing I overheard today: &quot;Do you kiss your momma with that mouth?&quot;&quot;Nope. She charges extra for kissing.&quot; &mdash; Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) December 17, 2016 via Twitter https:\/\/twitter.com\/lsmft23 December 16, 2016 at 07:04PM<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[4,5],"class_list":["post-2689","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lifestream","tag-ifttt","tag-twitter"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifestream.hausderluege.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2689","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifestream.hausderluege.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifestream.hausderluege.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifestream.hausderluege.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifestream.hausderluege.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2689"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lifestream.hausderluege.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2689\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2690,"href":"https:\/\/lifestream.hausderluege.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2689\/revisions\/2690"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifestream.hausderluege.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2689"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifestream.hausderluege.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2689"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifestream.hausderluege.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2689"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}