{"id":2711,"date":"2016-12-19T03:01:41","date_gmt":"2016-12-19T03:01:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lifestream.hausderluege.org\/?p=2711"},"modified":"2016-12-19T03:01:41","modified_gmt":"2016-12-19T03:01:41","slug":"december-18-2016-at-1001pm","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lifestream.hausderluege.org\/?p=2711","title":{"rendered":"December 18, 2016 at 10:01PM"},"content":{"rendered":"

Dear 2016;
\nYou’re clearly a blood thirsty wretch, so please, on the way out, can you maybe consider taking some or all of the following out with you?<\/p>\n

The entire Trump campaign cadre and anyone he’s nominated for anything (Please be sure to get them all.)
\nDick Cheney
\nMartin Shkreli
\nGeorge Zimmerman
\nVox Day
\nMilo Yiannopoulos
\nTrigger-happy murder cops.<\/p>\n

You fucking owe us, you coldhearted bitch.<\/p>\n

Love,
\nMe. via Facebook
\nvia IFTTT<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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