{"id":3371,"date":"2017-06-24T00:53:07","date_gmt":"2017-06-24T00:53:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lifestream.hausderluege.org\/?p=3371"},"modified":"2017-06-24T00:53:07","modified_gmt":"2017-06-24T00:53:07","slug":"june-23-2017-at-0852pm","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lifestream.hausderluege.org\/?p=3371","title":{"rendered":"June 23, 2017 at 08:52PM"},"content":{"rendered":"

Dear Hood Popsicle Division:<\/p>\n

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?
\nBANANA IS NOT NOW AND NEVER HAS BEEN AN ACCEPTABLE POPSICLE FLAVOR.
\nITS LIKE THE FROZEN BALLSWEAT OF SATAN.<\/p>\n

Sincerely,
\nTC via Facebook
\nvia IFTTT<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Dear Hood Popsicle Division: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? BANANA IS NOT NOW AND NEVER HAS BEEN AN ACCEPTABLE POPSICLE FLAVOR. ITS LIKE THE FROZEN BALLSWEAT OF SATAN. Sincerely, TC via Facebook via IFTTT<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3371","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifestream.hausderluege.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3371","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifestream.hausderluege.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifestream.hausderluege.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifestream.hausderluege.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifestream.hausderluege.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3371"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lifestream.hausderluege.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3371\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3372,"href":"https:\/\/lifestream.hausderluege.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3371\/revisions\/3372"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifestream.hausderluege.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3371"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifestream.hausderluege.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3371"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifestream.hausderluege.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3371"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}