{"id":5187,"date":"2020-05-16T17:35:08","date_gmt":"2020-05-16T17:35:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lifestream.hausderluege.org\/?p=5187"},"modified":"2020-05-16T17:35:08","modified_gmt":"2020-05-16T17:35:08","slug":"2020-05-16t173505-000z","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lifestream.hausderluege.org\/?p=5187","title":{"rendered":"2020-05-16T17:35:05.000Z"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m just going to point out that the country has way too many idiots.<\/p>\n<p>This week, I&#8217;ve heard motherfuckers say the following two things on news media:<\/p>\n<p> &#8220;If I see that virus come near my family, I&#8217;m just gonna shoot it&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Well, I don&#8217;t see anyone coming out and protesting in support of the quarantine&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;and they&#8217;re saying it unironically. via Facebook<br \/>\nvia <a href=\"https:\/\/ifttt.com\/?ref=da&#038;site=wordpress\">IFTTT<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m just going to point out that the country has way too many idiots. This week, I&#8217;ve heard motherfuckers say the following two things on news media: &#8220;If I see that virus come near my family, I&#8217;m just gonna shoot &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lifestream.hausderluege.org\/?p=5187\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5187","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifestream.hausderluege.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5187","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifestream.hausderluege.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifestream.hausderluege.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifestream.hausderluege.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifestream.hausderluege.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5187"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lifestream.hausderluege.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5187\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5188,"href":"https:\/\/lifestream.hausderluege.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5187\/revisions\/5188"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifestream.hausderluege.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5187"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifestream.hausderluege.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5187"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifestream.hausderluege.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5187"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}