{"id":573,"date":"2014-07-19T02:03:54","date_gmt":"2014-07-19T02:03:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lifestream.hausderluege.org\/?p=573"},"modified":"2014-07-19T02:03:54","modified_gmt":"2014-07-19T02:03:54","slug":"july-18-2014-at-0955pm","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lifestream.hausderluege.org\/?p=573","title":{"rendered":"July 18, 2014 at 09:55PM"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p>She&#39;s like a little baby seal. Every time I see those big vacant eyes, I reach for a club. <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/XLCY8xWT47\">http:\/\/t.co\/XLCY8xWT47<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) <a href=\"http:\/\/ift.tt\/WobKPH\">July 19, 2014<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\nvia Twitter http:\/\/ift.tt\/1cl2vQ3<\/p>\n<p>July 18, 2014 at 09:55PM<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>She&#39;s like a little baby seal. Every time I see those big vacant eyes, I reach for a club. http:\/\/t.co\/XLCY8xWT47 &mdash; Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) July 19, 2014 via Twitter http:\/\/ift.tt\/1cl2vQ3 July 18, 2014 at 09:55PM<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[4,5],"class_list":["post-573","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lifestream","tag-ifttt","tag-twitter"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifestream.hausderluege.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/573","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifestream.hausderluege.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifestream.hausderluege.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifestream.hausderluege.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifestream.hausderluege.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=573"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lifestream.hausderluege.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/573\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":574,"href":"https:\/\/lifestream.hausderluege.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/573\/revisions\/574"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifestream.hausderluege.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=573"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifestream.hausderluege.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=573"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifestream.hausderluege.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=573"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}