{"id":843,"date":"2014-11-21T14:36:13","date_gmt":"2014-11-21T14:36:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lifestream.hausderluege.org\/?p=843"},"modified":"2014-11-21T14:36:13","modified_gmt":"2014-11-21T14:36:13","slug":"i-had-this-conversation-in-a-dream-last-night-voice-on-phone-hi-this-is-furdlblodget-greeblybumpits-me-who-voice-furdlblodget-greeblybumpits-me-what-is-you-username-in-the-system","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lifestream.hausderluege.org\/?p=843","title":{"rendered":"I had this conversation in a dream last night: Voice on phone: &#8220;Hi, this is Furdlblodget Greeblybumpits&#8221; Me: &#8220;Who?&#8221; Voice: &#8220;Furdlblodget Greeblybumpits&#8221; Me: &#8220;What is you username in the system?&#8221; Voice: &#8220;FDGK5598&#8221; Me: &#8220;OH! right on. I&#8217;m fixing your crap as we speak. Please use your real User ID in the future.&#8221; Voice : &#8220;but Furdlblodget Greeblybumpits is my name.&#8221; Me: &#8220;Human beings have names. End users have user IDs. You want a name, come work here and earn it.&#8221; Voice: &#8220;Earn my name? How do I do that?&#8221; Me: &#8220;Bring me the tears of a thousand users.&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>from Facebook<br \/>\nvia <a href=\"http:\/\/ift.tt\/1c4nCfM\">IFTTT<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>from Facebook via IFTTT<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-843","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifestream.hausderluege.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/843","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifestream.hausderluege.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifestream.hausderluege.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifestream.hausderluege.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifestream.hausderluege.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=843"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lifestream.hausderluege.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/843\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":844,"href":"https:\/\/lifestream.hausderluege.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/843\/revisions\/844"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifestream.hausderluege.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=843"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifestream.hausderluege.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=843"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifestream.hausderluege.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=843"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}