“As part of our green initiative, we’ve sorted the text of your work into alphabetical order, removed duplicated words, and assigned each word a 10-digit alphanumeric keycode.
Also, we’ve added a second volume, which provides an ordinal one-column index of those keys, to facilitate the ability of consumers to read them in order.
Having observed that your vocabulary across the last 11 novels hasn’t included a significant alteration of vocabulary, we’ll now be offering bus versions of your work to consumers, where in they need only purchase a vocabulary supplement, and the word-order “reader’s table”.
Additionally, we’ll be providing a short-format summary reading key for the reviewers edition.
A silver-edition will be available for readers who would prefer to keep both the vocabulary and reading order tables in one volume, and we’ll be offering a gold-edition as well, which contains a third volume with all of the correspondances worked out in advance in order to accommodate lazy readers who just don’t care about the trees.” via Facebook
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