June 03, 2017 at 12:24AM

Tired of those surveys made by high school kids? ‘Have you ever kissed someone? Missed someone? Drank alcohol?’
Here are 34 questions for Grown Ups:
1.What bill do you hate paying the most? cell phone
2.Where was the last place you had a romantic dinner? huh?
3. What do you really want to be doing right now? Sleep
4. How many colleges did you attend? 2
5. Why did you choose the shirt you have on? Clean
6. Thoughts on gas prices? I’ll be thrilled when I can just reload on plutonium every decade or so
7. First thought when the alarm goes off in the in the morning? Why am I not dead? If I were dead, there would be no work.
8. Last thought you have before falling asleep ? Just one more page…
9. Do you miss being a child? No
10. What errand/chore do you despise? All of them.
11. Up early or sleep in? Sleep in
12. Found love yet? Yes
13. Fav lunch meat? Olive Loaf
14. What do you get at Walmart every time? Boycott, year 3.
15. Beach or lake? Rivers.
16. Is marriage outdated? No
17. What famous person would you like to have dinner with? Henry Rollins
18. Ever crashed your vehicle? Yep.
20. Strangest place you’ve brushed your teeth? At a club.
21. Somewhere you’ve never been but want to go? Aberdeen
22. At this point in your life would you want to start a new career or relationship? Yes!
23. How old are you? 43
24. Do you have a go to person? Yes!!
25. Are you where you want to be in life? Meh.
26. Growing up what were your favorite cartoons? Voltron and Scooby Doo.
27. What about you do you think has changed? Waistline
28. Looking back at high school were they the best years of your life? Hell no.
29. Are there times you still feel like a kid? Not so much.
30. Did you have a pager? Nope
31. Was there a hangout spot when you were a teenager? Yes.
32. Were you the type of kid you’d want your children to hang out with? Yes. Children should fuck up and have fun.
33. Was there a teacher or authority figure that stood out to you? Yes. Dan Wells rerouted my life. Thanks!
34. Do you tell stories that start with when I was your age? I did that this week. I immediately wanted to die horribly. via Facebook
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