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September 02, 2014 at 11:45AM

I'm beyond amazed at the kinds of dumb-fuckery that people engage in to try to justify or qualify sexual assault…. http://t.co/0lo3rCPyGP

— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) September 2, 2014

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September 02, 2014 at 11:45AM

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← September 01, 2014 at 07:06PM

Tagged by Jamie Fessenden 1. You can ONLY answer Yes or No. 2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages or comments you and asks — and believe me, the temptation to explain some of these will be overwhelming nothing is exactly as it seems. Now, here’s what you’re supposed to do. . . ( Copy and paste this into your wall, delete my answers, type in your answers.) _____________________________ Been arrested? No Slept in until 5 PM? Yes Ran a red light? Yes Been suspended from school? Yes Experienced love at first sight? Yes Totaled your car in an accident? Yes Been fired from a job? Yes Fired somebody? Yes Sang karaoke? Yes Pointed a gun at someone? Yes Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t? Yes Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Yes Had a close brush with death? Yes Seen someone die? Yes Played spin-the-bottle? Yes Smoked a cigar? Yes Sat on a rooftop? Yes Smuggled something into another country? No Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? No Broken a bone? Yes Skipped school? Yes Eaten a bug? Yes Sleepwalked? No Walked a moonlit beach? Yes Rode a motorcycle? Yes Dumped someone? Yes Lied to avoid a ticket? Yes Ridden in a helicopter? No Shaved your head? Yes Made your boyfriend/girlfriend cry? Yes Eaten snake? Yes Marched/Protested? Yes Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? Yes Puked on amusement ride? Yes Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? Yes Been in a band? Yes Been on TV? Yes Shot a gun? Yes Skinny-dipped? Yes Gave someone stitches? Yes Ridden a surfboard? Yes Drank straight from a liquor bottle? Yes Had surgery? Yes Streaked? Yes Taken by ambulance to hospital? No Passed out when not drinking? Yes Donated Blood? Yes Grabbed electric fence? Yes Eaten alligator meat? Yes Killed an animal when not hunting? Yes Peed your pants in public? Yes Snuck into a movie without paying? Yes Written graffiti? Yes Still love someone you shouldn’t? No Been in handcuffs? Yes Believe in love? Yes Sleep on a certain side of the bed? Yes If you read this far, consider yourself tagged… Kate, Jenn, Craig, Jessica, Matthew, Matt, James, I’m tagging you in for shits and giggles, but play or ignore as you will. →

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