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Help these two awesome people take care of each other.

Or I'll post nudes.
Of me. https://t.co/nH4DKjr4QP

— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) May 6, 2016

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May 06, 2016 at 07:08PM

“There was absolutely no evidence of force or him doing anything to make this girl give him oral sex,” McMurray… https://t.co/E73u2vQmD4

— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) May 6, 2016

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May 05, 2016 at 10:37PM

What sort of psychopath thinks that a fish sandwhich is at all OK to bring into the cubicle farm?

Seriously, are they a Trump voter?

— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) May 5, 2016

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May 05, 2016 at 12:18PM

…and also that a large proportion of the voting public are, in fact, shitty people. https://t.co/ERgVJnsyPS

— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) May 5, 2016

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May 05, 2016 at 11:01AM

Enter to win a free book. Jim is fun, dunno about the other writer. https://t.co/GqZwfCtzCK

— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) May 4, 2016

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May 04, 2016 at 08:08AM