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May 04, 2016 at 06:47AM
— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) May 4, 2016
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May 04, 2016 at 06:47AM
Fact: More Republican Politicians Caught In Bathroom Sexual Misconduct Than Trans People https://t.co/XV7LdBQ87D
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May 04, 2016 at 12:07AM
"Do not eat or hike in the woods without a firearm while wearing POWER BACON." https://t.co/J00ywx0cIM
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May 02, 2016 at 10:38PM
“Do not eat or hike in the woods without a firearm while wearing POWER BACON.” via Facebook
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You know that thing when the lights are down while watching the TV and you’re changing your guitar strings, and… https://t.co/LP6xsNy8xm
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May 02, 2016 at 09:17PM
You know that thing when the lights are down while watching the TV and you’re changing your guitar strings, and you sort of lose track of the end of the string?
So, you grab the string down by the bridge, and run your hand up it, and it flails around a bit?
So, what’s the best way to get it out of your eye without letting all the juice out? via Facebook
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Most gods are into tits and wine. At least, the ones I know. https://t.co/pIbekuncl5
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May 01, 2016 at 08:29PM
Most gods are into tits and wine. At least, the ones I know. via Facebook
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