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I remember these as pretty tasty, even if I failed to notice they were no longer available. Pre-order based… http://t.co/kaPbPN62xu

— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) January 9, 2014

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January 09, 2014 at 04:55PM

I just upgraded my phone, changed my data plan, and got paid $350 for the privilege. Yeah, you actually read that right.

— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) January 9, 2014

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January 08, 2014 at 07:15PM

Fuck Reeese's. This shit is two great things that really work out. The Pixies covering the Fall…. http://t.co/oJkojj5OFS

— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) January 8, 2014

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January 07, 2014 at 07:45PM

Today, I one-hit a dragon. Let's hear it for the Vorpal sword! http://t.co/DRTBgoRDyw

— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) January 3, 2014

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January 03, 2014 at 02:03PM

Happy 2014. May your gods be merciful. or at least amusing.

— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) January 1, 2014

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January 01, 2014 at 12:09AM

..and that's how you keep the fans you had, and make more. Of course, Mr. Hetfield & Co, it does help if you… http://t.co/rPKhSmy8Dk

— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) December 25, 2013

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December 25, 2013 at 12:38PM

All you little girls, wussing out becaUse of an Ice storm? THIS IS NEW ENGLAND. WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO WITH ALL THIS BOOZE!?

— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) December 21, 2013

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December 21, 2013 at 02:25PM

Darling Wife is clearly embracing her British heritage: Beef stew and curry on the stove.

— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) December 21, 2013

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December 21, 2013 at 10:13AM

GAH. MORNINGS.

— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) December 21, 2013

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December 21, 2013 at 09:41AM

Cry Havoc, and let slip the robot mounted shark-cats of WAR! http://t.co/4EDyFLvciT

— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) December 20, 2013

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December 20, 2013 at 07:05AM