Condensed, compressed and condescended

I buy this explanation. http://t.co/G9vj2XdyzJ

— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) December 20, 2013

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December 19, 2013 at 08:12PM

Well, logging the sequoias is about the most gimped idea I've heard all day. http://t.co/rPVySlqcuN

— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) December 19, 2013

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December 19, 2013 at 02:14PM

What I can't figure out is why, given the opportunity afforded by Fox's Megyn Kelly , no-one in the media seems… http://t.co/vkXLpa6xd3

— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) December 18, 2013

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December 18, 2013 at 11:22AM

The trout stared back at me with the dead, soulless eyes of a proctologist.

— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) December 18, 2013

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December 18, 2013 at 10:29AM

Lulz. http://t.co/cyfhEEfHj7

— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) December 18, 2013

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December 17, 2013 at 11:00PM

Dec 16-22, 1993 A series of journal entries consisting solely of the word "Fuck."

— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) December 17, 2013

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December 17, 2013 at 12:24AM

'Yet once, just once, a bunch of writers at the Children's Television Workshop actually decided to run with "Big… http://t.co/8XZxhjeicv

— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) December 17, 2013

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December 16, 2013 at 08:12PM

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— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) December 16, 2013

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December 16, 2013 at 06:09PM

Weirdest recurring dream. A Pink Floyd cover band keeps asking if Featherscale will open for them, but only… http://t.co/IHm83kWMqm

— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) December 14, 2013

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December 14, 2013 at 11:07AM

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— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) December 13, 2013

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December 13, 2013 at 06:30PM