Condensed, compressed and condescended

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— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) December 13, 2013

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December 13, 2013 at 06:25PM

How much awesome can there be? http://t.co/LhCgl1LrSF

— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) December 13, 2013

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December 13, 2013 at 06:20PM

The coffee is not too strong. You are simply not strong enough for the coffee.

— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) December 13, 2013

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December 13, 2013 at 09:59AM

It's Freddy-sweater Friday, I guess.

— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) December 13, 2013

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December 13, 2013 at 07:08AM

I don't even know where to begin with this one. http://t.co/916dIzxRAR

— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) December 13, 2013

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December 12, 2013 at 08:05PM

Political Values Progressivism 80 Socialism 62.5 Tenderness 28.125 Your test scores indicate that you are a… http://t.co/BnzN85Hnbr

— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) December 12, 2013

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December 12, 2013 at 10:44AM

I'm gonna say this just once: http://t.co/Mybmz73g2B

— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) December 11, 2013

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December 11, 2013 at 10:39AM

The Internet: Now with rent-a-beard! http://t.co/x5vUjgMuRu

— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) December 8, 2013

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December 08, 2013 at 03:08PM

I saw this, and my first thought was that this should be in every luthiers toolbox. A slower, super controllable… http://t.co/QHtr7jIIKg

— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) December 8, 2013

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December 08, 2013 at 10:37AM

I don't believe that we'll be going out drinking anytime soon, Mr. Photenhauer. http://t.co/ZipCDoW088

— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) December 7, 2013

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December 07, 2013 at 09:17AM