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In for a fiver. I fucking hate shitty shoelaces. I go through them every 2-3 months. Lets see how these do. http://t.co/rRAagKFTXS

— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) December 6, 2013

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December 05, 2013 at 07:16PM

Very cute! http://t.co/Sajuyz42v7

— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) December 4, 2013

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December 03, 2013 at 09:14PM

Christ on a crutch. If I never hear my mom say "twerk" again, it will still be too soon.

— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) November 30, 2013

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November 30, 2013 at 02:46PM

Whee! it's Tech support Saturday. Off to maw's to try to get her computer updated.

— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) November 30, 2013

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November 30, 2013 at 09:39AM

Remember, city dwellers: Knock on the hood of your car before starting it, so that any cats and small animals can… http://t.co/dYvGrxD6Rg

— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) November 30, 2013

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November 30, 2013 at 09:05AM

Getting into the spirit of the holiday: http://t.co/OwNbp6J47l Remember, it's not Christmas unless you… http://t.co/1RsvaI2opY

— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) November 29, 2013

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November 29, 2013 at 06:45PM

mmmm, chickensilk. http://t.co/gZlKM7q1Zv http://t.co/F4boan9d66

— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) November 29, 2013

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November 29, 2013 at 11:46AM

Thank You, Angela Gossow, for helping create a world in which this happened. http://t.co/zWCETZlVCp

— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) November 28, 2013

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November 28, 2013 at 12:16PM

"To John Dillinger and hope he is still alive. Thanksgiving Day November 28 1986" Thanks for the wild turkey… http://t.co/0aONE5rzme

— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) November 28, 2013

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November 28, 2013 at 10:52AM

Most beautiful thing all day. http://t.co/W6qY6oRyDS

— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) November 28, 2013

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November 27, 2013 at 08:33PM