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Please help me identify my future ex-wife. http://t.co/9AsSDcP7xX

— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) October 13, 2013

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October 13, 2013 at 03:08PM

That thing where your on the bus trying to write something down, and you accidentally stab that old dude's colostomy bag with your pen?

— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) October 11, 2013

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October 11, 2013 at 03:44PM

I'm pretty sure that Paul McCartney is to blame for Britain's rampant heroin abuse issues, and that the DEA ought… http://t.co/XDRW6WYcmB

— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) October 11, 2013

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October 11, 2013 at 06:57AM

I can't tell is my face is floating or my skull is sliding out from under it.

— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) October 8, 2013

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October 08, 2013 at 02:25PM

All the snot ever. Fucking hell.

— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) October 8, 2013

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October 08, 2013 at 07:45AM

HOLY CRAP. I just reenabled a bunch of UI sounds on my iPhone. When it locks, and is playing in the headset, It… http://t.co/fSFF8937d5

— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) October 4, 2013

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October 04, 2013 at 09:00AM

The best fuck-offs never get old. http://t.co/Z3shrJ4KCj

— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) October 3, 2013

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October 03, 2013 at 04:29PM

http://t.co/EgYmRcAQWE

— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) October 2, 2013

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October 02, 2013 at 11:10AM

Nina Gordon Acoustic Cover of NWA's classic "Straight Outta Compton" http://t.co/o33vqDO33C

— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) October 2, 2013

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October 02, 2013 at 07:23AM

DECLARE FRIDAY OCT 4: NATIONAL SICK OUT. Hit them in the wallet. #shutdown #SickOut2013

— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) October 2, 2013

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October 01, 2013 at 11:03PM