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DECLARE FRIDAY OCT 4: NATIONAL SICK OUT Dear Congress; You work for us. But you seem to have forgotten that we… http://t.co/4GVY5Efpjs

— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) October 2, 2013

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October 01, 2013 at 11:00PM

Fuck it. If the if the SHUTDOWN is still in effect by FRIDAY, I call GENERAL STRIKE. Shut it ALL down.

— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) October 2, 2013

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October 01, 2013 at 09:00PM

SO MUCH WANT. http://t.co/M4f3L1nC3e

— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) October 1, 2013

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September 30, 2013 at 11:39PM

The guy in the SUV didn't get half of what he deserved for a hit and run, and then maliciously running over… http://t.co/tc16DpL0gq

— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) October 1, 2013

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September 30, 2013 at 10:42PM

Mostly, I clean semen out of laptops.

— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) September 29, 2013

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September 29, 2013 at 02:38PM

This hits the high points really nicely! http://t.co/w8e3YkNCKR

— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) September 29, 2013

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September 29, 2013 at 10:33AM

So sad, Dexter done.

— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) September 27, 2013

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September 26, 2013 at 11:25PM

I'm not surprised that Krokodil has landed, but it's unlikely to take off. The main ingredient, codeine, is… http://t.co/5evQs1NS51

— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) September 27, 2013

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September 26, 2013 at 09:38PM

Help this project out! This is a film that deserves to be made! http://t.co/cD5EnOjAaR

— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) September 26, 2013

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September 25, 2013 at 11:07PM

Sometimes the internet makes an honest attempt to remind us how awesome something is. Often, this mark is missed…. http://t.co/AXIjYTpvAa

— Ellis Emefty (@lsmft23) September 21, 2013

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September 21, 2013 at 11:53AM