Condensed, compressed and condescended

OK. So, this is actually kind of a cool approach. Sure, it’s a bandwagon jump, but let’s be serious — when was the last time you saw a marketing gimmick that *surrendered* a huge part of a products identity? via Facebook
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“As part of our green initiative, we’ve sorted the text of your work into alphabetical order, removed duplicated words, and assigned each word a 10-digit alphanumeric keycode.
Also, we’ve added a second volume, which provides an ordinal one-column index of those keys, to facilitate the ability of consumers to read them in order.

Having observed that your vocabulary across the last 11 novels hasn’t included a significant alteration of vocabulary, we’ll now be offering bus versions of your work to consumers, where in they need only purchase a vocabulary supplement, and the word-order “reader’s table”.

Additionally, we’ll be providing a short-format summary reading key for the reviewers edition.

A silver-edition will be available for readers who would prefer to keep both the vocabulary and reading order tables in one volume, and we’ll be offering a gold-edition as well, which contains a third volume with all of the correspondances worked out in advance in order to accommodate lazy readers who just don’t care about the trees.” via Facebook
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Confederate state plans to steal sunlight, causing famine and death.

(see related content regarding the dangers of solar power here:
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First damn time any quiz ever actually nailed the number. Side note: my drinking preferences haven’t changed since I was in my early 20s. via Facebook
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